Friday, September 16, 2016

... (author called in sick)


... but he really isn't (but he sure looks like he is). He has a doctor appt today in Point (about 1/2 hour from home) and then is going to play bingo with his brother Jacky in Black River Falls (he's so excited he could pee... but he's gotta save that one for the doctor visit)... However... time for a little giggle or a hardy gafah... he posted the following on FB...

 (Drum roll please)... and now an update... from "out there" in coo-coo da ville... apparently the dollar crashes by the 26 of Sept and Obama declares marshall law and rounds us up into FEMA camps while Nibiru passes between Mars and Jupiter causing a polar shift which sends a mountain of lava flowing from every volcano on the planet as a 3 mile high tidal wave obliterates the east coast and the gulf states while CA falls into the ocean as thousands of meteors rain down upon us destroying our power grid and most of the cities allowing Russia, China, N Kornea + all the Arab countries to invade us but it won't really matter cuz Zika is turning us all into Zombies which apparently the Anninukinikinakaka's (aka aliens from Uranus... not my anus, youranus... clarity be impotent) love cuz they're gonna either enslave, eat or breed with us while the elite hide in the city under Denver. (God I hope I didn't forget anything... talk about mud on my face... geez)... have a thuper day! Anyone wanna play cribbage and watch you-tube video's? 15 fer 2 and a pair is 4. Peace and love (and laughter) to all :-) 

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